Memoirs of a Fat Girl

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

My darling readers,

You are the wind beneath my wings. I e-mailed Tosca Reno, ass genius, with The Butt Book entry I wrote not a few days before, and here is her reply:

So well done Fat Girl Who Is Not Going To Be Fat Anymore. The little book that could, The Butt Book, has gone into its third printing. Who would have thought? I know it works because my butt was definitely non-existent and definitely wouldn’t make anyone look twice. I was laughed at for being too skinny and then too fat. Now look who is laughing. Isn’t success sweet revenge? I’m having the time of my life. I hope you discover success with my book. Let me know how it’s going and you can use this message on your blog if you would like. I invite you and your readers to write me for advice at this email address.

I’m always listening,

Tosca Reno
tosca@oxygenmag.com

Well, what are you waiting for? Start donkey kicking!

21 comments:

With Love, Fat Girl said...: Common girl, that sounds absolutely nasty. I so have to try it. Thanks for the tip!; 9:00 AM
Anonymous said...: Ummm can I watch?; 9:24 AM
Anonymous said...: LOL yeah, what do you think FG?; 9:45 AM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: As long as anonymous joins in wearing a hot pink sequined thong, sure you can watch.; 11:16 AM
Anonymous said...: Define joins in? Will I watch you and CG wear a hot pink sequined thong. Sure! I suppose I can do that.; 11:28 AM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: You wear the thong and we whip you later; 11:42 AM
Anonymous said...: Thong huh? I think I have a pair of thongs errrr flipflops around here somewhere. Sure, I can watch you and CG while wearing my flip flops. Not a problem.

As for the whip? According to dictionary.com defining to whip; To arouse; excite: whip up enthusiasm. It is a given. Come on, me in flipflops watching you and CG doing fire hydrants? You will have whipped me already.; 11:49 AM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Nope, no good. Underwear thongs, or if it's more comprehensible to wear a G-string, so be it.

As for the whip, I was referring to good, old fashioned dominatrix, lashes on your back style. Booyah.; 12:03 PM
Hope said...: this is awesome!!! You have inspired me i must say. I do not have the butt book - but i have been running and eating veggies like mad - in less than a week i've lost 5 pounds. Awesome what she said about the sweet revenge of sucess!!! Girl Power!; 12:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Hmmm ok. No thanks. I suppose I will settle for peeping. Thanks for the invitation however.; 12:13 PM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Peep away.

Hope... it's not dangling so much anymore, as it's actually there now, huh? Keep going! We can ALL do it :); 12:16 PM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Hey, yeah! One size too small. At least.; 1:34 PM
Anonymous said...: wow, I started off this little innuendo fest and you girls are taking this to the extreme. LOL who is the perv(s) now?

OK.. I will do that if both of you will do the fire hydrant wearing nothing but a bra and a thong?; 1:45 PM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Women are never perverts. We are sexual, self-confident beings.

As per your original request, I accept. I will happily do a fire hydrant for you wearing flip flops.; 3:22 PM
Anonymous said...: well I figured asking you to wear nothing would be presumptuousm on my part?; 3:23 PM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Common girl, thank you, thank you.

Anonymous, we've just met, Furthermore, your request to remain ANONYMOUS has me quite determined to keep my, er, clothes on considering that we haven't just met, but we haven't really met at all!; 3:57 PM
Anonymous said...: :) with that said, I accept your offer to leave your bra and thong on.; 4:13 PM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Deuce, if this is you, our agreement for all monies and pacts concerning September the 23rd have thus been altered. Kiss my hiney.; 5:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Whomever Deuce is, I am not him. So I assume your agreement with him still exists.; 5:53 PM
With Love, Fat Girl said...: Then do us all a favour, come out of the closet and give yourself a name, man!; 7:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Call me Nacho Libre.; 9:08 PM