Memoirs of a Fat Girl

Dear Miss Universe,

I just wanted to thank you for the inspiration you gave me, during our very brief and impromptu time together at the spa.

Many things have inspired me in my quest for personal happiness, and seeing you that day was one of the biggest encouragements of all. In the short days since we've seen each other, I've managed to lose five pounds.

It may not be much, but it's a big thing for me. A great, wonderful thing that is the beginning of the path to something wonderful. As a result, I stand just a little bit taller.

May your toes always be pretty,

Sincerely,

Me