Memoirs of a Fat Girl

Santa baby
Just slip a new job under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa Baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby
A super hot behind for me too
Thank you
I’ll wait up for you, dear
Santa Baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
That to you I must insist
Next year I could be just as good
If you’ll check off my Christmas list

Santa baby
I want world peace and really that’s not
A lot
Been an angel all year
Santa Baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey
One thing that I really do need
Indeed
Totally tame-able hair
Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie
Fill my stocking with Sephora
Certificates
Just give them your Visa
Santa cutie
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With happy pills of vitamin B
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa baby
Forgot to mention one little thing
Cha-ching
That’s me, forever bills free
Santa baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight