Memoirs of a Fat Girl

Fat Fashion Tip #3: Never try to convince yourself you're a size smaller than you really are before the fact, and right before your boyfriend flies in to see you for the holidays. It will make you feel poopy.

Although I did find a fabulous Christmas outfit with accessories to match, I need more head-between-my-legs-while-inhaling-and-exhaling-deeply time before going off to the airport. Lord have mercy, this is going to be hard.