Memoirs of a Fat Girl

Like a lot of cell phone owners, I refuse to answer calls that come up as Number Withheld. My contacts list is bursting with everyone important, and those important people know me and my quirky ways. If they want to get a hold of me, their names and numbers shine forth.

Usually, Number Withheld means telemarketers, or people I don’t want to speak to. And lately, I’ve been getting a record Number Withhelds, meaning a record number of hang-ups. Last week, I got four in one afternoon.

This might be premature to say, but I’ve got a got feeling.

Jess.

Stop.